Page 188
By Jack Joseph Smith
Perfect Grammar
Going to jail
once and awhile
isn't necessarily
a bad thing,
but going to prison;
well, that's another
story.
By Jack Joseph Smith
Original Scan
AI Interpretation
The speaker distinguishes occasional jail from prison, treating the latter as another story.
The text voices an attitude rather than legal advice or proof of imprisonment. The interline spelling correction is recorded, not silently normalized.
'Perfect Grammar' draws a deadpan line: 'Going to jail / once and awhile / isn't necessarily / a bad thing, / but going to prison; / well, that's another / story.'
The ironic title points at distinctions of degree, and the page's own typed i over an uncancelled u leaves even jail unsettled. It voices an attitude, not legal advice or proof of any sentence.